posted by John Patrick Bowles at 3:23 AM

 
Sorry. I'm taking a break from this shizzat. I've even been boring myself lately. Give me eight weeks for some new inspiration -- but there may be a few pictures or something before that. In the meantime, check Rose's shit out. He never seems to get tired of this crap.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 12:51 AM

 
Flying down to NYC for a few days of mayhem...

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 7:38 PM

 
According to a little bird I know, Mike "If I get this wax job wrong, it's curtains for us at the Olympics!" Gardzina needs a refresher course in what nozzle goes into which slot, if you know what I'm sayin'... Apparently Chaka managed to fill a new car up with diesel instead of gasoline. Boom. Seized the dirty bitch right up, stranding him and Adam "No, seriously, I'm like a director and shit of 93-94" Moran in Utah for 3 days. (And if any of you are wondering, yes, 93-94 are still way huge in Europe).

The Red Wings can suck it. Go 'Canes.

USA-USA-USA! Sweet. This World Cup TV schedule is killing me. I gotta sleep...

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 4:22 AM

 
Chaakonsen appears to have had a few problems fueling up his rental car in Utah... Details to follow...

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 1:47 AM

 
Professional lurker Sean O'Brien looking for one more shot at stealing Cambria away from Rippa before they tie the knot. As in his previous 46 attempts, Sean was shot down. He's gonna need another beer to put those flames out...

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 6:55 PM