Finally.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 10:48 PM

 
Holy shit.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 3:39 PM

 
Mullet displaying the kind of charm it takes to pull chicks in a target-poor environment like Jackson. Daniele taught him this move, I believe.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 4:53 PM

 
The Jackson Boys have sent me some pictures and some dirt. That's Marybeth getting a good old-fashioned poke in the ass on the dance floor. The ratio of guys to girls seems a little off for cowboy country, though. Shouldn't there be at least two more dudes trying to hump her? I've also been told that Duncan has been cultivating a taste for "untamed Wookiee snatch." Something like this, maybe? Also, it appears that Mullet's catchphrase, "Eat a bag of dicks," has caught on out there, as I have been advised to do so by McMillon. Good times, indeed.

The Whale... erm, the Hurricanes are almost to the finals. They can go up 3-1 with a win tonight. Unbelievable.

Matty Taylor finally made it back up to Vermont for a few days. It was a regular Lakes Region Upper Crust reunion, what with Mary D also visiting. The only downside to the mayhem that ensued is that I can barely breathe after all the lung-darts I sucked down. Smoking sucks.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 3:38 PM

 
Sorry. I was away there for a while. Important stuff and all. That's a nice pic of Jay King I just dug up, eh? I bet he forgot about that one. Who is that pressed ham in the window? Why, it must be -B...

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 5:46 PM

 
Check out the weed-addled judge.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 5:16 AM

 
Let me outta here.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 12:53 AM

 
Whalers, baby.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 10:22 PM

 
Hung over.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 8:03 AM

 
Daniele says he's bored, so here's an update, even though I've been into the liquor cabinet for a few hours and may not be as sharp as usual. Jimi Scott has launched a new website. That's right, I'm talking about Jimi Scott, the man Neary once derided with the zinger "Trish goes bigger than you." Much bigger, actually. After you check out his new site, visit this trick tip of his to learn about that famous White Elephant steez. I can only imagine how much fun Chaakonsen (who is now famous in Taipei) had in turning down his request for a pair of bindings...

Mary D is back in town for a month, living at the Ponte mansion on North Ave. Look out, B-Town.

The Hartolina Whalercanes snatched victory from the jaws of defeat last night and bitch-slapped the Canadiens, 4-3, in OT. This Connecticut boy is loving it.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 3:04 AM

 
1 - nil to the Arsenal. Champions, muthafucka.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 9:01 PM

 
-B 29 5.7.02. 4.20 24-7, 10-4?

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 9:19 PM

 
Archives are fixed, such as they are. Big whoop. 93-94 is creeping towards an operational site. I can dig it. Also, You Are Next is back up after its mourning period. Check it out. Lastly, the Dabike-Uh has made a small, turtle-like movement towards updating his piece.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 8:05 PM

 
Pretty Good.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 9:13 PM

 
Osh and Lela are back in the ODB for a visit. Good to see them. Jay Ware, Matty Rehbein and Jay Rehbein are graduating tomorrow. Fuckin' A. Look out, world -- we got some Rehbeins and Wares with some college degrees and shit. Bust it up, boys. Congratulamuthafuckinlations.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 3:05 AM

 
Holy Fucking Shit. I haven't boozed on gin in a while, and now I remember why. Goddamned Beefeater. I'm actually hung over, which for a professional boozer like me is something of an embarrassment. I think I remember something about running out of lung-darts and screaming at a Stop sign for more. Or something. Stupid gin.

Good times.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 1:42 PM

 
This is funnier than Rose with a moustache. What's even funnier is that Rose doesn't think it's funny. He's funny that way.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 7:38 PM

 
Ha ha ha ha. Fuck you, Alex Ferguson. Moss Side is loving this. Leverkusen may have knocked the Arse out, but they knocked your smug ass out too.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 2:09 AM