Holy shit. What a tedious task setting this thing up has proven to be. Tiny cosmetic changes are proving to be a pain in the ass. Thanks to the Viper for his technical expertise. At least the drunken frat-boys wilding up and down College Street directly under the windows of the Downtown Launching Pad provide for a slight break in the frustration.

Here's a little something something for the weed addicts. It has got to be the most ridiculous website I've ever seen, except for that Peter Pan guy.

I need to hit the whisky now. Heavily.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 2:30 AM

 
So I went to the new hippy co-op grocery store today, and had to wait for ten goddamn minutes while two fat, hairy, stinky hippies were rung up for every god-damned organic hippy food in the store. It was mostly produce like burdock root (whatever the fuck that is), organic soy milkberries and sunflower tofu nutz, etc. that had to be weighed out, and of course the hippy chick ringing them up was new and clueless. To top it off, the goddamn hippy chick bagging the hairy couples' disgusting food had to chime in with a tip on how to properly prepare every goddamned thing in the proper tree-hugging way. Jesus H. Christ, I thought I was going to freak out. I was, however, loving the fact that all I was buying was a big ol' steak, some Cheetos, and a six of Bud.

Arsenal and Manchester City both won handily today. GTI.

Goddamn hippies.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 11:01 PM

 
The only thing the French are good at is running from the Germans.
The Italians are pretty good at building fast, loud, and pointy red cars.

Check out negativeb.com and youarenext.com, if you're a masochist. Vipes has some excellent jerky tips, and there is plenty of "sweaty man-love" up in youarenext (none of it featuring me, natch). Dabica's Site of Justice is the place if you're into vintage skateboards and crap like that. GTI. Draplindustries.com ain't nothin' to sneeze at, either. Or stick an eggroll in yer cakehole. I don't care.

posted by John Patrick Bowles at 1:24 PM

 
This is new. It will probably suck.


posted by John Patrick Bowles at 5:35 PM